Is your life just one more lie?
elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

sa-re:

Oh my god

vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

stegosarah:

anepictimelord:

stegosarah:

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that a whole TEAM of people designed this cash machine to be 15 inches off the ground and no one along the way thought ‘maybe this has a design flaw’

"Cash machine"

Yes. Here in the UK people call them cash machines, I know that’s an odd concept to get your head around but I think together we can do it

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

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levinrebelle:

OH JEHAN

missmarionmac:

When it comes to Les Mis…

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I mean, were I to be an admiral, e/R would be my flagship with Courferre close behind.

Wait a minute.

FLAGSHIP.

FLAG. SHIP.

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From now on, e/R isn’t my OTP, it’s my flagship.

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marguerite26:

rerak-sketchbook:

Every time when I see intro from Teen Wolf I think Derek is baking when he’s angry…

And also

thats the only reason he’s still alive

pie baking Derek is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. bless.

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
hells-onions:

theownerofthetruestcock:

margurita:

he looks so scared

the bottom of his hair was at the top of his head when jess was alive

get out

hells-onions:

theownerofthetruestcock:

margurita:

he looks so scared

the bottom of his hair was at the top of his head when jess was alive

get out