Is your life just one more lie?

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

nobody-art:

owlygem:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

Guuuuhhhh

The place where artists leave their souls. (and a lot of money)

i-am-sher-221b-locked-in-berk:

meridian-of-misery:

effyeahhiccstrid:

nefertsukia:

grantyort:

At least he died listening to something he loved. 

ARE YOU KIDDIN’ ME

Corner. Now.

To the dungeons

join us in the dungeon. It’s quite fun

prismasandpie:

When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize:

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If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via kendrawcandraw)

So, I’m in Rhodes right now

I’m on holiday for two weeks so at the end of it expect some awesome pictures!!

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

thedoctorofdistricttwelve:

Marvel characters, if we’re being honest.
I love them all so much!!

itsajensenthing:

itsajensenthing:

Imagine Jensen sitting in a waiting room and there’s another man sitting opposite him. The receptionist comes out and says, “Dean?” and both Jensen and the other guy start to get up and then look at each other and Jensen’s just like “Oh, God, not again” and sits back down covering his face.

I found this and I still think it’s hilarious 

frosty-butt:

mhyin:

Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

(◡‿◡✿)

and then LOTR right after

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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macklelessvevo:

when a hot person walks by

macklelessvevo:

when a hot person walks by

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

rooooosssiiiieee-gaaaamgggeeee:

leggy-and-thrandy:

beggars-opera:

leggy-and-thrandy:

so in tech my teacher had this older copy of the hobbit and IM SCREAMING THE COVER

Oh my god it goes along with the romance novel cover of two towers


this post got so popular oh my god

Legolas looks like a home economics teacher circa 1978

rooooosssiiiieee-gaaaamgggeeee:

leggy-and-thrandy:

beggars-opera:

leggy-and-thrandy:

so in tech my teacher had this older copy of the hobbit and IM SCREAMING THE COVER

Oh my god it goes along with the romance novel cover of two towers

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this post got so popular oh my god

Legolas looks like a home economics teacher circa 1978