Is your life just one more lie?
Reblog this if you are a fan of Marvel’s the Avengers

thorthedarkworld:

The URLs will be given to Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson in an Avengers notebook when they film in Cleveland.

NOTE: PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS AND AWARE OF WHAT BLOG YOU’RE REBLOGGING THIS FROM. WE DON’T WANT TO TRAUMATIZE THE ACTORS TOO BADLY.

bootycap:

i didn’t ask to be a fan of chris evans

i didn’t ask to have my life disrupted by a fucking meatball of a man who’s half frat bro and half sensitive artist

why this

i didn’t ask for this

Cloudy my ass. It’s fucking pouring down Apple

Oh, he’s lethal! You’ll find him hiding underneath cars, waiting for you. He once tried to break into my trailer through the skylight. It’s like being in one of those Pink Panther films, and he’s Cato jumping out of the freezer. Just when you think the day’s over, you come home to find James sitting on your toilet with a BB gun.

Michael Fassbender on James’ X-Men set pranks

Why was James at Michael’s place? How did he enter the toilet?

(via yusenkiwami)

Well there’s nothing more lethal then manchildren playing prank wars

(via moonlight-petal)

I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

super-f-r-i-e-n-d-s:

I don’t learn. That’s one of my issues.

treebagel:

unbelievable 

chromolume:

Lifehack: is your party losing it’s lustre? Tomorrow Belongs To Me spices up any gathering!

pizzaotter:

the-flowercrown-child:

saywhatjessie:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

FUCK OFF

Yessssss

morganapenclragon:

Merlin + Tumblr Text Posts —> Am I cool yet?

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.