my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
why isn’t the rating system for fanfiction
- They Don’t Bang
- They Bang
- They Bang and Its Detailed
- They Bang and Its Kinky
then content warns.
Rated M…two chapters in you see it… for language
I wanna be so pretty that I would even look attractive in off guard pictures
If you’re going to stab someone you have to either say “I am no man.” or “The Lannisters send their regards.” sorry I don’t make the rules.
WHAT THE FUCK
Ok, so I feel really really dumb for not realising that the three feathers Keldeo gets in its hair when in its resolute forme are the same colours as Virizion, Terrakion and Cobalion and they represent their bond
With everyone comparing the current Twitch Plays Pokemon run to the first one and complaining about how the current run isn’t as good for various reasons, I can imagine A.J. developing an inferiority complex, like a second-born child overshadowed by the achievements of the first child.